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92 Ian Dury Lyrics

 

  1. Why don't you get back into bed.

  2. Winnie The Pooh is having a wank.

  3. Don't persuade me with your blandishment.

  4. I should wear the clothing of Mr. Walter Mitty.

  5. There ain't half been some clever bastards.

  6. I walked right out with a silhouette of nudes.

  7. Her X-ray eyes see through my silly ways.

  8. I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve.

  9. There may well be chastisements if you don't shut your trap.

  10. I'm not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.

  11. Go into the heart of the fresh air valley.

  12. You can throw more shapes than a jackanapes.

  13. I'm enamoured of the magic of her fresh polenta.

  14. Dominate the camels.

  15. The call of nature must be obeyed.

  16. When I was fifteen I had a black crepe jacket and sideboards to my chin.

  17. It's time to embark on a dreamt about project.

  18. Recalcitrance was hurtled to the floor.

  19. You can try the pudding on the roof.

  20. I've given my all to the task at hand unstintingly.

  21. I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by.

  22. The mumble rumble got me up again.

  23. Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?

  24. Give us this day our Berkhampstead.

  25. You wouldn't eat me if you knew where I'd been.

  26. I'll die cos I'm crippled with nerves.

  27. Failure infolds me with clammy green arms.

  28. Deal with the doughnuts and please all the rest.

  29. You will cut a swathe on your gangster's lathe.

  30. Park your botty in the stream.

  31. They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests.

  32. A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener.

  33. Wrap yourself in silver paper put a sandbag on your head.

  34. And then you nailed my bollocks to the door.

  35. Love a duck!

  36. Fucking Ada.

  37. From Bombay to Santa Fe.

  38. The smile of a parrot.

  39. Evincing all the properties of rapture with a sybaritic splendour.

  40. He plays his part without complaint at the Royal Society for Insobriety.

  41. Fuck off Noddy.

  42. Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo.

  43. My headaches and I need to be excused.

  44. I'm learning to hate all the things that were great when I used to be bent.

  45. We will hear the wild birds sing their Donegal song.

  46. He had a double set of documents in the names of other men.

  47. With the freedom of an eagle.

  48. I was big before I was small.

  49. I took out all the seats and away I went.

  50. What do you think of the system so far?

  51. Heavy bangers is another way to let yourself go.

  52. The kettle's got a hard-on.

  53. Cruising down carnality canal in my canoe can I canoodle?

  54. I put my thieving hand on something rude.

  55. Hello to you out there in Normal Land.

  56. I've got to fight this awful situation somehow.

  57. You should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been.

  58. But they all fucked up the briny.

  59. I bet your mother feeds you with a catapult.

  60. Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint.

  61. They say that fame's your only goal and it messes up your soul.

  62. It's a monkey to a pony that there's more than half a sheep.

  63. Fill a Durex full of water.

  64. It wouldn't be surprising nowadays.

  65. The foot picks steps with leisured dread.

  66. So he sanded off his winkle with his Black and Decker drill.

  67. Tonced up like a toff.

  68. I could be the ticket man at Fulham Broadway Station.

  69. Throw caution to the winds and build that sailing boat.

  70. Then like a ton of bricks the dawn descended.

  71. Close down the schools.

  72. The war cry of the drinker of the drink.

  73. Noel Coward was a charmer.

  74. She looked more like a gannet.

  75. Pay no attention to the bones of contention.

  76. He wore a thousand earrings and a diamond on his tooth.

  77. And you nailed my poor cojones to the door.

  78. You're not Victor Hugo, I'm not Patience Strong.

  79. Clear in where to squander.

  80. Let's cut the custard, see the mustard.

  81. Being in my nuddy.

  82. And I'm in your lemonade.

  83. From Milan to Yucatan.

  84. You'll be welcome in the milky way.

  85. Is boredom a symptom of mental fatigue?

  86. All I want for my birthday is another birthday.

  87. Coming out of chokey.

  88. Frighten everybody shitless.

  89. I grabbed a sock and called the doc.

  90. Nothing ventured, nothing failed.

  91. Swimming in an empty pool.

  92. I wibble when I piddle.

 

 

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