Of all the European countries affected by the Violent Unknown Event, France has only a known total of five hundred and twelve victims, and on investigation, it seems that only seven of these were French by birth. The VUE Commission have put forward various reasons for this apparent immunity and rejected them all. The Aerospace Nationale have suggested that France had already paid its quota, and an excessive quota, of flight victims in the early days of experimental flying.
[Interviewer]: "Was there anything wrong with the car?"
The Italian Institute of Languages have hypothesised that the French language itself is responsible.
[Interviewer]: "Had you been here before?"
[Loosely Fallbute]: "No. It was the first time and this is the second."
Astraham and Loosely Fallbute were touring on holiday in central France at the time of the Event. On the night of June the 12th they were driving on a little-used road near Voile d'Argent when their car stopped. The clock on the dashboard showed 11.41, Greenwich Mean Time.
[Interviewer]: "Is this the place where it happened?"
[Loosely Fallbute]: "Yes. The engine stalled and the car stopped."
Astraham Fallbute, formerly a designer of sports facilities, is now a designer specializing in hospital equipment. Loosely Fallbute, formerly a cosmetician, is now a catalogue researcher.
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Appis (Arris) Fallabus
Ipson & Pulat Fallari
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Sallis Pino Fallpinio
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