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 Hasp Fallbazz

Duration 2.08

Hasp Fallbazz

The Violent Unknown Event had concentrated most of its vehemence on the head, face and neck of Hasp Fallbazz. Unoperable glaucoma, muscular collapse, and skin discolouration had persuaded Hasp to wear a mask. For the purpose of this film he asked that he might use the face of Jean Paul Marat. He agreed to an interview under conditions of his own choosing.

Bwythan Fallbutus: "Hasp Fallbazz was a U-thalian-speaking convert from Entree. Hasp had made the difficult language conversion from Entree to U-thalian because his interests were mechanical and technological, and Entree had lacked even a word for "wheel". The sketchy introductory nature of that language well deserved its name. As a dreamer of water, category one, flight, it was not lost on Hasp that U-thalian also had 47 different words for water, each one describing it in less than three syllables, and under 14 letters, for various of its states, like its purity, scarcity, temperature, weight, salinity, irridescence, distance from the sea, height above sea, colour, rapidity of movement and its age."

Hasp has respiratory problems, is lame in the left leg and is partly paralysed in the left arm. He has been advised to keep exertion to a minimum, to eat no meat, avoid the dark and stay near water. Catuso Phelpis has said that it is fortunate that Hasp is creatively interested in technology, especially hydraulics, for these irritating prohibitions could be eased to a certain extent by machinery of his own invention.

Hasp's machines, drawings and patents are die-stamped with the emblems of an inverted left-leg, taken, according to H.E. Carter, from the last evidence of the birdman in Breughel's "Death of Icarus". Rapper Begol has stated that after years of experiment, Hasp has made an extravagant claim that he was able to grow bone and manufacture feathers.

He works alone and is financially supported by the WSPB, and by the Kite Association who send him a weekly cheque from the Yellow Bank, a fund financed by the sale of kites in China.

 

The Falls Biographies

  1. Orchard Falla

  2. Constance Ortuist Fallaburr

  3. Melorder Fallaburr

  4. Appis (Arris) Fallabus

  5. Standard Fallaby

  6. Tasida Fallaby

  7. Lacer Fallacet

  8. Arris Fallacie

  9. Mashanter Fallack

  10. Squaline Fallaize

  11. Carlos Fallantly

  12. Musicus Fallantly

  13. Wrallis Fallanway

  14. Allia Fallanx

  15. Starling Fallanx

  16. Ipson & Pulat Fallari

  17. Stachia Fallari

  18. Aptesia Fallarme

  19. Corntopia Fallas

  20. Anteo Fallaspy

  21. Pandist Fallaspy

  22. Sashio Fallaspy

  23. Vyanine Fallaspy

  24. Casternarm Fallast

  25. Ardenaur Fallatter

  26. Agropio Fallaver

  27. Propine Fallax

  28. Cash Fallbaez

  29. Antopody Fallbatts

  30. Coppice Fallbatteo

  31. Agrendo Fallbazz

  32. Cisgatten Fallbazz

  33. Hasp Fallbazz

  34. Canopy Fallbenning

  35. Cole Fallbird

  36. Castel Fallboys

  37. Acataloope Fallbus

  38. Astraham Fallbute

  39. Loosely Fallbute

  40. Betheda Fallbutus

  41. Cathine Fallbutus

  42. Bwythan Fallbutus

  43. Menenome Fallbutus

  44. Olivine Fallbutus

  45. Vacete Fallbutus

  46. Astra Fallcas

  47. David Fallcash

  48. Bewick Fallcaster

  49. Catch-Hanger Fallcaster

  50. Clasper Fallcaster

  51. Felix Fallcaster

  52. Max Fallcaster

  53. Orion Fallcaster

  54. Throper Fallcaster

  55. Raskado Fallcastle

  56. Appropinquo Fallcatti

  57. Agrimany Fallchester

  58. Sitiarch Fallding

  59. Ostler Falleaver

  60. Edio Fallenby

  61. Shey Fallenby

  62. Affinado Falleur

  63. Erek Fallfree

  64. Thomax Fallfresh

  65. Zachia Fallgillot

  66. Joyan Fallicory

  67. Bird Gaspara Fallicutt

  68. Obsian Fallicutt

  69. Wrallis Fallinway

  70. Ashile Fallko

  71. Agostina Fallmutt

  72. Castan Fallockery

  73. Cottes Fallope

  74. Pollie Fallory

  75. Afracious Fallows

  76. Hearty Fallparco

  77. Sallis Pino Fallpinio

  78. Crasstranger Fallqueue

  79. Romanese Fallracce

  80. Ascrib Fallstaff

  81. Armeror Fallstag

  82. Combayne Fallstoward

  83. Geoffrey Fallthuis

  84. Merriem Falltrick

  85. Stephany Falltrix

  86. Tolley Falluger

  87. Vassian Falluger

  88. Erhaus Bewler Falluper

  89. Grastled Fallusson

  90. Castral Fallvernon

  91. Leasting Fallvo

  92. Anthior Fallwaste

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