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Mashanter Fallack

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Mashanter FallackMashanter Fallack protesting at the Golden Egg

Mashanter Fallack was registered as a speaker in English and Karnash, with a knowledge of Allow-ease. To identify herself entirely with victims of the VUE, she insisted in speaking Karnash in public. English to Mashanter was a language prepared to debase ornithological nomenclature to an unacceptable level, demonstrating yet again the paucity of the English concern with the phenomenon of the Violent Unknown Event.

Interviewer: "Do you think these film biographies are going to profit VUE victims themselves?"

Mashanter: "Of course. Think of who's involved, the IRR, the BFI, the COI, the European Section of the WSPB, not to miss the Directory Commission. All these public bodies have access to a viewing public that covers half the world."

Interviewer: "Do you think that public money is well spent on making films like this?"

Mashanter: "Not again. Do you ask me about the public money being paid to all these people in all these government offices? I'm surprised that you of all people can ask that question?"

Mashanter was born in the Canary Isles, though there are times when she would deny it. She now as an office in Berkeley Square. Her parents were Danish. Her father was an architect now continually employed building aviaries, and her mother, a doctor, had been drowned in a ship's swimming pool.

Interviewer: "Do you think there's any point in the IRR making a separate case for VUE victims?"

On the night of the VUE Mashanter was on holiday in Venice. Apart from some initial migraine and consequent insomnia Mashanter suffered little physically. Indeed, her metabolism was invigorated. She used her sleepness nights studying ornithological literature and she began to campaign for a better appreciation of avian terminology. Before long she was spending her teacher's income in the magistrates' courts, paying fines for disturbing the peace, harassing the public, being a public nuisance and defacing public monuments.

Mashanter's favourite Tulse Luper story was Sparrow Week:

To curb vast flocks of sparrows from yearly eating one third of a country's food production, a nation organised Sparrow Week. Both day and night, for seven days, the country's vast population rang bells, banged saucepan lids and shouted. The sparrows, too frightened to settle, eventually fell dead out of the sky. Flight exhaustion from the same cause also killed gulls on the coast, herons in the marsh, eagles in the mountains and pigeons on the town square. At the end of the seventh day Sparrow Week ended. The following year two thirds of the country's food supply was eaten by insects, and the money standard changed from gold to eggs.

Interviewer: "Where you speaking metaphorically when it was reported that you were preparing to lay your own golden egg?"

Mashanter: (Laughs)

Interviewer: "Can a take it that..."

 

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  2. Constance Ortuist Fallaburr

  3. Melorder Fallaburr

  4. Appis (Arris) Fallabus

  5. Standard Fallaby

  6. Tasida Fallaby

  7. Lacer Fallacet

  8. Arris Fallacie

  9. Mashanter Fallack

  10. Squaline Fallaize

  11. Carlos Fallantly

  12. Musicus Fallantly

  13. Wrallis Fallanway

  14. Allia Fallanx

  15. Starling Fallanx

  16. Ipson & Pulat Fallari

  17. Stachia Fallari

  18. Aptesia Fallarme

  19. Corntopia Fallas

  20. Anteo Fallaspy

  21. Pandist Fallaspy

  22. Sashio Fallaspy

  23. Vyanine Fallaspy

  24. Casternarm Fallast

  25. Ardenaur Fallatter

  26. Agropio Fallaver

  27. Propine Fallax

  28. Cash Fallbaez

  29. Antopody Fallbatts

  30. Coppice Fallbatteo

  31. Agrendo Fallbazz

  32. Cisgatten Fallbazz

  33. Hasp Fallbazz

  34. Canopy Fallbenning

  35. Cole Fallbird

  36. Castel Fallboys

  37. Acataloope Fallbus

  38. Astraham Fallbute

  39. Loosely Fallbute

  40. Betheda Fallbutus

  41. Cathine Fallbutus

  42. Bwythan Fallbutus

  43. Menenome Fallbutus

  44. Olivine Fallbutus

  45. Vacete Fallbutus

  46. Astra Fallcas

  47. David Fallcash

  48. Bewick Fallcaster

  49. Catch-Hanger Fallcaster

  50. Clasper Fallcaster

  51. Felix Fallcaster

  52. Max Fallcaster

  53. Orion Fallcaster

  54. Throper Fallcaster

  55. Raskado Fallcastle

  56. Appropinquo Fallcatti

  57. Agrimany Fallchester

  58. Sitiarch Fallding

  59. Ostler Falleaver

  60. Edio Fallenby

  61. Shey Fallenby

  62. Affinado Falleur

  63. Erek Fallfree

  64. Thomax Fallfresh

  65. Zachia Fallgillot

  66. Joyan Fallicory

  67. Bird Gaspara Fallicutt

  68. Obsian Fallicutt

  69. Wrallis Fallinway

  70. Ashile Fallko

  71. Agostina Fallmutt

  72. Castan Fallockery

  73. Cottes Fallope

  74. Pollie Fallory

  75. Afracious Fallows

  76. Hearty Fallparco

  77. Sallis Pino Fallpinio

  78. Crasstranger Fallqueue

  79. Romanese Fallracce

  80. Ascrib Fallstaff

  81. Armeror Fallstag

  82. Combayne Fallstoward

  83. Geoffrey Fallthuis

  84. Merriem Falltrick

  85. Stephany Falltrix

  86. Tolley Falluger

  87. Vassian Falluger

  88. Erhaus Bewler Falluper

  89. Grastled Fallusson

  90. Castral Fallvernon

  91. Leasting Fallvo

  92. Anthior Fallwaste

 

 

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