Man: "It is useful to
believe that the Boulder Orchard is indeed the epicentre of the Violent Unknown Event,
if you want to believe also in the Theory of the Responsibility of Birds. Both
mythologies, and they are myths, appeal to those with a vested interest in ecology..."
The Commission interviewed five people
who claimed to be Ostler Falleaver. Not one of the five spoke in a fully authenticated VUE language,
and they all word-for-word made the identical and obviously prepared statement
that denies any credence in the Boulder Orchard. The VUE Commission can only
assume that this multiple identity has been prepared to confuse the identity of the
real Ostler Falleaver, who in 1946, as a college graduate, we understand is featured in this photograph.
Until this confusion is sorted out, we can
only usefully quote the VUE Directory. Ostler Falleaver is a middle-aged
sufferer of respiratory problems, glaucoma, involuntary speech and compound schizophrenia.
